Week 8 Fantasy Football Results

You can read the full post over on my main blog at:

http://texasalleycat.wordpress.com/

I may come back to this one from time to time but the other is my main place for now.

Thank you.

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How to Light Up A Tank

Fantasy Football Results and Misc

I am posting my fantasy football results on the other blog - A Walk Through Life. It has become my main blog now to post on. I don't know if I will post on this one anymore. Here is the link:

http://texasalleycat.wordpress.com/

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The Latex

Now here is a short movie for you all to enjoy:

http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/7iSJahPa3ch1BfwX

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Monkeys

Amazing how Monkeys and Humans, at times, can be alike.......

Monkeys....

Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana.

As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all the other monkeys with cold water. After a while another monkey makes the attempt with same result, all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.

Now, put the cold water away. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the Stairs.

To his shock, all of the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one.

The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm.

Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs he is attacked.

Hang on…

Most of the monkeys that are beating him up have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs, nor why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey. After replacing all of the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana.

Why not?

Because as far as they know, that is the way it has always been done around here.

And that, my fellow monkeys, is how Congress operates...

And that is why we need to replace ALL of the original monkeys this November.

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Tax Poem For The Overtaxed

The poem is really great. For some stupid reason I could not copy it here. But that's okay, you can go to my other blog and read it there. That blog is becoming my main blog and will once again carry all my fantasy football results for all my teams. Last year was my first year posting my results.

There is a day when I may not post here anymore so everyone bookmark the link below.

So to read the poem, go here:

http://texasalleycat.wordpress.com/

See the Oscar Avatar

http://texasalleycat.wordpress.com/

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